we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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