she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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