I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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