I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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