so explain again why im purple
no
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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