i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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