Do vagina's smell?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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