my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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