Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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