Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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