From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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