matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
porn star boner night. come get it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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