i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
