i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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