love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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