If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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