Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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