i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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