Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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