you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
is it fun? or sober?
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