In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.