if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
