nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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