they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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