If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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