Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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