shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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