There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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