The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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