I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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