You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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