fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Randomize
