my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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