I want to stick my p in your. b.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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