please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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