I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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