hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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