He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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