So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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