I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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