did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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