Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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