Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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