If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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