I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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