suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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