Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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