I'm really into asian looking animals
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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