My nipple is on Facebook.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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