Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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