He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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