Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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