Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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