I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.